Mary Should Be Ashamed of Herself!!

So last night I went with the girls to Proud Mary's in Ft. Washington, MD.  This place sits along the Potomac River at the Ft Washington Marina.  I have heard good things about this place so, like everyone else in my group, I was looking forward to what they had to offer.

So umm yeah in true fashion we were late... The Bff & I can never seem to get anywhere on time... smh... Our reservation was at 7:30 & since we got there at 8:05 they gave our table away... Cool.. We ended up being seated at 8:38.  Proud Mary's is a cute restaurant... The tables are dressed nicely with glass tops and appropriate dinnerware.. They have what looks like, a large party area.. or the area where large groups of ppl are seated.  On the other side of that, is what seems to be more of an lounge area and on the other side of that was an outside seating area.

Our waitress starts us off with glasses of water.  My water was nice & cold; esp, since my glass was full of ice cubes.  After we were situated at the table we began to order appetizers & drinks. One of my girlfriends suggested we try the Sangria's... She has good taste in those type of drinks, so yeah I was jy eager to try it... Gate!!!! Off break the waitress tells us they don't have any sangria's & basically gave us the short form as to why they didn't have em... Then she says well I could ask the bartender to make it but, we would just have to wait awhile till the fruit marinated in the wine... Gate!!! They don't have any wine... So we just order their regular specialty cocktails...  I had a peach margarita that tasted awesome to say the least...  We all were pleased with our secondary choice, except for my Sangria friend who had to settle for a coke ... In the meantime the appetizer's finally came anddddddd something was wrong with the wings... (I think they didn't buffalo them) so they were sent back... the spinach dip was just ok... It didn't really dip right to me but I ate some anyway lol... Now it's 9:30 & they're just taking our orders for real food... So we're chillin, talking, & stuff & the waitress comes back & says, "NO CRABCAKES"... The F*ck!!! How does a SEAFOOD restaurant run outta crabcakes... So now I don't even know WHAT I want... If I wasn't so freaking hungry I wouldn't have ordered anything... I ended up getting the shrimp & just called it a day... Somewhere between 10:15 & 10:30 they bring us our food... & guess what my order was wrong... My shrimp came out fried instead of broiled... I didn't complain tho.. The manager looked out for the bff & I since our food came out so late & our waitress gave us some free cornbread muffins... I ate like 1/3rd of the corn muffin cuz I'm supposed to be on a diet but, it was good... In no way am I food critic but, I do like to eat... The main things that annoyed me about my plate were 1) my broccoli was not fresh, it was frozen & 2) some of my shrimp hadn't been deveined... That made me wonder were my shrimp even fresh??? I don't think a shrimp dish should be priced at $19.99 if the quality of the food is sub par... That was just my plate tho... My friends really enjoyed their food... & despite my nitpicking mine wasn't all that bad either...

Hanging with the chicas is always a good time; however, I prolly won't go to Proud Mary's anymore... I jy wanna give it another chance tho... Mostly, to try out the crabcakes... I mean if they're soldout they must've been good right??? I just can't fade the drive just for a peach margarita and cornbread muffins...

Sidenote: The DJ was jy crankin...

Rock Out w/your Breast Out!?!?!?

So uhhhhh On Thursday, March 1, 2012, I went to a place called the Hangar's Club... It's a strip club located in Clinton, MD a suburb of DC.... Aight so, one of my friends & my hairdresser when I can afford it, Tiffany Johnson, had a bday and celebrated here... It was no secret that we were going to see the ladies... I've been dipping in & out of strip clubs with the boo for a lil while now so I wasn't really turned off by seeing women... Let's face it... going to see the male strippers is gay... & by that I mean it's wack, boring, blah etc... Before gay ppl start coming for me, gay is just a word I use to describe things that are fluke... Anyway, after sitting around for what seemed to be an eternity, the first stripper finally comes out... She's pretty good... As a matter of fact I was rather impressed by most of the female dancers... Ive been to hole in the wall strip clubs before & usually the females are pretty straggly...

Here's where it gets interesting... Let me just describe her... bout 5'5", brownskin, neck length brown dreads, about a full B/ small C in booby size, lil butt butt joant... she had on a sports bra & some too big, I guess stripper pants, & I think tennis shoes... A boyish version of a female dancer... That's the best way I can describe it without being disrespectful... I wanted to laugh as a matter of fact I think I did... but not to poke fun but more so as in one of those funny WTF moments... I was just shocked... I shouldn't have been but I was lol  They had about 4 or 5 maybe more (we left early) boyish female dancers... This one joant in particular had boobs like my size which really caught me off guard... Again I laughed cuz I was just like YOUNG!!! They really do this LOL... Of course the joant with the biggest boobs did the most in her routine... lol I would go into detail but I'll spare the squares... What's funny is I'm pretty sure I was looked at as a square... I had on regular clothes & was chilling... You could tell I was a lil uncomfortable & that was mainly because I was surrounded by so many lesbians... Not that it bothered me but it was just new... Anyway...

Would I go again??? Yup lol  The real question is who would I go with lol... Thing is I was entertained & Im all full quality entertainment... Next time I might even tip lol

Shoutout to Tiffany hairstylist at Chyna Pink Salon...

Let's Get This Party Started

Finally, my first blog post!!!! I am using The Tangi Chronicles Blog as a way to supplement my reviews. The post on my blog with sometimes incorporate some details I may have forgotten in my vlogs or an unrecorded review.  You may also see some topics that I haven't covered in my vlogs... Plus, I jy annoyed with so many people complaining about my gum chewing... So yeah... here complainers, there's no gum chewing on print...If you didn't already know... my reviews are unscripted... I try to be fair most of the time & give certain ppl involved the benefit of the doubt, however; it's nothing like good old fashion honesty behind the wall of the internet!!! So now that I've gotten all the way together... Let's start the show :-)