Rock Out w/your Breast Out!?!?!?

So uhhhhh On Thursday, March 1, 2012, I went to a place called the Hangar's Club... It's a strip club located in Clinton, MD a suburb of DC.... Aight so, one of my friends & my hairdresser when I can afford it, Tiffany Johnson, had a bday and celebrated here... It was no secret that we were going to see the ladies... I've been dipping in & out of strip clubs with the boo for a lil while now so I wasn't really turned off by seeing women... Let's face it... going to see the male strippers is gay... & by that I mean it's wack, boring, blah etc... Before gay ppl start coming for me, gay is just a word I use to describe things that are fluke... Anyway, after sitting around for what seemed to be an eternity, the first stripper finally comes out... She's pretty good... As a matter of fact I was rather impressed by most of the female dancers... Ive been to hole in the wall strip clubs before & usually the females are pretty straggly...

Here's where it gets interesting... Let me just describe her... bout 5'5", brownskin, neck length brown dreads, about a full B/ small C in booby size, lil butt butt joant... she had on a sports bra & some too big, I guess stripper pants, & I think tennis shoes... A boyish version of a female dancer... That's the best way I can describe it without being disrespectful... I wanted to laugh as a matter of fact I think I did... but not to poke fun but more so as in one of those funny WTF moments... I was just shocked... I shouldn't have been but I was lol  They had about 4 or 5 maybe more (we left early) boyish female dancers... This one joant in particular had boobs like my size which really caught me off guard... Again I laughed cuz I was just like YOUNG!!! They really do this LOL... Of course the joant with the biggest boobs did the most in her routine... lol I would go into detail but I'll spare the squares... What's funny is I'm pretty sure I was looked at as a square... I had on regular clothes & was chilling... You could tell I was a lil uncomfortable & that was mainly because I was surrounded by so many lesbians... Not that it bothered me but it was just new... Anyway...

Would I go again??? Yup lol  The real question is who would I go with lol... Thing is I was entertained & Im all full quality entertainment... Next time I might even tip lol

Shoutout to Tiffany hairstylist at Chyna Pink Salon...